Someone just told me that it’s okay to assume everyone is straight because statistically most people are straight but YO MAN THATS NOT STEREOTYPING or whatever cuz ~apparently~ stereotyping only has to do with things you can see or something stupid like that? Honestly straight people are amazing.
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
LETS AEE HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO CALL TGEM STRAIGHT PEOPLE BEFORE THEY CATCH ON THAT IM NOT STRAIGHT.