I'm an asexual+aromantic cis guy (he/his/him pronouns) who pretty much posts about fandoms, music, and how crappy his life is. Feel free to ask me about anything, whether it be about asexuality or me or whatever.
By the end of tonight, I’ll be able to build.stuff.with.popsicle sticks…. tonsils, if it is your fault, whyy must you be killing my throat???
As long as everyone involved is completely aware, consenting and a legal human adult, I really don’t care...
So when we toured an old plantation nearby, the tour guide made a joke about one of the guys on the tour having/getting a girlfriend and it’s like ~OH HELLO HETERONORMATIVITY HOW IVE MISSED YOU N O T~.
Like honestly shout out to a lot of my friends for being so great that I sometimes forget how annoying and heteronormative the world is. You go guys.
My feminism isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be intersectional tonight.
I haven’t experienced real privilege till I met you.
Do you have a band-aid? I cut myself shattering the glass ceiling.
Hey girl, how about I make YOU a sandwich?
If I were a stop light, I’d want to turn red every time you came to my intersection, but I won’t, because unwanted and forced gazes are threatening and not at all sexy.
I don’t like glass ceilings, but I’ve got a glass coffee table…
If beauty were time, time would be a social construct.
If being a strong, independent woman with complete agency over her body and sexuality were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
Can I borrow your phone for a moment? My mom wanted me to call her when I met the girl of my dreams, and I want to tell her that it’s insulting to assume the gender of a heretofore unmet potential significant other.
If I had a dime for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d donate it to important community causes, because hoarding wealth leads to socioeconomic disparity.
I’m new in town. Can you tell me all about the local feminist organization?
Was your daddy an astronaut? Because he raised an intelligent, well-educated daughter with a sense for global perspectives.
Do you have a twin sister? Is she as knowledgeable about world issues as you?
If I told you you had a nice body, would you call me out on it? I hope so.
So I meant to say “my brother’s girlfriend” but accidentally said “my boyfriend’s girlfriend.” My sister in law said something like “id still love you if you had a boyfriend. But don’t.” I asked “why not?” And then she said something like “because then you’ll have to shave your facial hair” and proceeded to make facial hair jokes and just not make any sense at all.
Thought I had misplaced my backpack full of $200+ worth of mtg cards. Ran four flights down and up stairs only to find out it was right where I was looking.
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.